Incredible India ! :D

SEE?!!

Just like I promised!!
That's right. I did NOT leave a six-month gap between my previous post and this one.
MUAHAHA.
I feel big now.
You know, the biggish, huge-ish, enormous-ish, gigantic-ish,[Do you realise I'm increasing your intelligence, AGAIN?!!] large-ish, nice feeling you get when you feel like you've accomplished something really big?
Yea, that one. :D

So you must be thinking what's the big huge accomplishment.
DUH.
I've managed to post in my blog for the second time in THE SAME MONTH!!!!
:D
I feel proud of myself.
WAKA.

So, you must be thinking, again, about what's the title got to do with the post so far...
Well, maybe not. Because you must have been so immensely engrossed in my beautiful poetry in the previous paragraphs... :D
WAKA once more :D

So that brings me to my next point [ yea, i'm completely aware that i'm writing as though whatever i've said so far had a point ] , my unforgettable trip with my friends to... [ drum rolls... ]
"INCREDIBLE INDIA"!!
[ TADAAA!!!]

Well, from the 5th to the 14th of December, about 22 of my schoolmates and I spent our time in India, for one of the most fun educational trip i've ever embarked on. :D WE GOT TO do quite a number of things there...

We went to places.
Homes.
Temples.
Schools.
Villages.
Hotels.
Restaurants.
Shopping malls.
Mountains.
Hills.
Toilets.

We met people.
Friends.
More friends.
Children.
Movie Stars.
Teachers.
More teachers.
Tour Guides.
Bus Drivers.

We bought stuff.
Clothes.
Jewellery.
Keychains.
Souvenirs.
Accessories.
Toys.
Postcards.
Food.
Diapers. [ nah, just kidding. you know, just to keep you awake! :D ]

We took photos.
Of us.
Of them.
Of it.
Of places.
Of stuff.
Of poop [ no, i really did . :D ]

We learnt stuff.
Well
There's
Just
Too
Much
To
List
Down
For
This
One.
:D

We loved it. :D
Every
Single
Moment
Of
It.
:D

And most importantly, we had an awesome time with our friends...
 It's a journey i would never ever forget, cuz it was so incredibly fun and unforgettable and memorable and mezmerising and happy and [ here i go again :D] nice and great and wonderful and AWESOME!! :D
India was indeed Incredible, so YOU GUYS defenitely should go there one day... haha.. ;P

It was so much fun to be in India but coming back home was also a nice experience in its own way. :D
After all, I COULD POST IN MY BLOG!!
MUAHAHAA!! :D

Being at home and posting in my magnificent blog is a one-of-a-kind experience..
So till the next time I indulge in its magnificence,
HAVE FUN AND STAY AWESOME!! :D

Two handfuls of severe retardation,
Rotten Cheesecake.
Mad scientist with a PhD in zoology.
:D

The Most Anticipated Comeback of The Year!! :D

Let's face it.
You missed me.
ALOT.

:D

It's been terribly long since I've visited my dear bloggie... or posted any imaginative stuff..
So i'm sorry about that... BUT ... [ yea, that's a huge but there ],

I've got kinda sort of what can be called a so-called somewhat valid reason.

I've been busy.
Studying.
Working.
Thinking.
Breathing.
Sleeping.
Peeing.
Pooing.
Eating.
Drinking.
Talking.
Walking.
Running.
Reading.
Playing.
Exploring.
Laughing.

Basically, Living. :D

So I was left with pretty much no time at all to blog ...
[JANG JANG JANG JAAAANNGG!!]

My last [ and pathetically only -.- ] post was published in May.
And now its November.
So I've been out for about 6 months .

six months.

SIX MONTHS!!!! O.O!!
[GASP!!!]

Well, so you ought to know how busy I was...
You see, at least I wasn't hibernating...
*innocent face*
:D

So you might be pondering or wondering or contemplating or thinking or calculating or comprehending or determining or envisioning [ do you realise I'm helping you gain more intelligence? :D ] or guessing or foreseeing why I've got time NOW.

Quite obviously, it's cuz school's over .

YEA BABY!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SO hopefully now onwards I'll be able to post way more often than twice a year so as to spread the race of SACRED RETARDATION!!! :D

WAKAAA!!!

So enjoy, have fun [ i honestly don't know the difference between enjoying and having fun :D ] and
stay awesome [by reading my blog :D ]
keke... I'll be back soon!! :D

BUBYE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

With two handfuls of severe retardation,
Rotten cheesecake.
Mad scientist with a PhD in zoology.
:D

Introductioning THE REAL ME!!! :D

HELLO.
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW.
HAPPY DYING.
BUBYE.



:D Don't worry... that was simply the result of boredom. :D
[ and no, I don't have a magical tongue, or rather fingers, in this case,so you won't die...:) ]


So yea....
HI!!

Since I'm gonna be... you know... blogging more often... it would definetely be better
if I, the mad scientist RoTtEn chEEsEcAkE, introduce you to myself as well as usual terms I use in my posts :D


ABOUT MYSELF


I shall now give you a very detailed and intricately designed introduction of myself, so that you don't have to take the effort to scrutinise my way of writing and then infer what kind of organism I am. Besides, inferences may not always be true.. :D


I am a extraordinary organism with two eyes, one nose, two nostrils, two eyebrows, one upper lip, one lower lip, two ears , four limbs, one normal sized torso, ten fingers, ten toes, and an ingenious mind.
And ALL of them are PERFECTLY functioning.
Just that occasionally my ears don't function during Maths class... and sometimes English too...
Well, actually I don't have a choice... :)


My self-proclaimed and widely accepted nickname is ROTTEN CHEESECAKE, hence the name of this blog. :D
Now for my obsession for smileys!!
I am VERY infatuated with smileys.. :D
I just find them so.... FASCINATING!!
Cuz they are so POWERFUL that they can actually change the whole meaning of a message :)
That's exactly why you will see tons of smileys in my posts... :D
I mean, c'mon! Posts without smileys are simply plain boring!!
I LOVE doing random stuff.. they're just so FUN! :D
Okay... it's getting boring...
So I shall now move on to the REAL me....


You see, to understand the REAL me, you'll have to understand this scene :


In the middle of 1998 CE , at 08 : 12 pm ( SG timing ), a supposedly blessed organism was born.
(And obviously, that's me :D )
So the doctor does some check-ups on me and then goes to my mother with a glum face for a glum conversation, obviously about her newborn angel... :D


Mummy : How is my baby?
Doc : Sigh... I'm sorry....
Mummy : WHY?!!
Doc : Your daughter will , unfortunately, suffer throughout her entire life... :(
( background music :*JANG JANG JANG JAAAANGG!!*)
Mummy: WHY?!! FROM WHAT?!!
Doc : I'm afraid it runs in the blood ... so it's inevitable...
Mummy : WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Doc : Your daughter....
Mummy : Yes?
Doc : is suffering from....
Mummy: From??
(background music : *heartbeat*)
Doc : SEVERE RETARDATION!!


~End of Scene~


So yes... I am a severely retarded organism... and I have soild evidence!! :D
It's my retardation that makes me unique ... :D
And I love the fact that there's nobody else in this world exactly like ME!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I guess that dose was enough to know at least a teeny weeny little bit about THE REAL ME!! :D
We shall now officially move on to the introduction to my style of writing... :D


STYLE OF WRITING


My Posts are obviously flooded with smileys like
:) :( :D :P :B :S
and yea everything else you and I can think of...


I Love adding background music in my posts... It makes me feel like I'm writing a script :D
examples of background music would be stuff like JANG JANG JANG JAAAANG!! and YAY!! and WOOHOOO!!! and ... yea.. you should get the gist of what I'm tryin to say... :D
I also love enlarging certain words!! Keeps me (and you) awake!! BAHAHAHAA!!!
[that was a random remark]

So... I guess that's all... :(

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D

Two handfuls of severe retardation,
RoTtEn chEEsEcAkE :D