HELLO.
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW.
HAPPY DYING.
BUBYE.
:D Don't worry... that was simply the result of boredom. :D
[ and no, I don't have a magical tongue, or rather fingers, in this case,so you won't die...:) ]
So yea....
HI!!
Since I'm gonna be... you know... blogging more often... it would definetely be better
if I, the mad scientist RoTtEn chEEsEcAkE, introduce you to myself as well as usual terms I use in my posts :D
ABOUT MYSELF
I shall now give you a very detailed and intricately designed introduction of myself, so that you don't have to take the effort to scrutinise my way of writing and then infer what kind of organism I am. Besides, inferences may not always be true.. :D
I am a extraordinary organism with two eyes, one nose, two nostrils, two eyebrows, one upper lip, one lower lip, two ears , four limbs, one normal sized torso, ten fingers, ten toes, and an ingenious mind.
And ALL of them are PERFECTLY functioning.
Just that occasionally my ears don't function during Maths class... and sometimes English too...
Well, actually I don't have a choice... :)
My self-proclaimed and widely accepted nickname is ROTTEN CHEESECAKE, hence the name of this blog. :D
Now for my obsession for smileys!!
I am VERY infatuated with smileys.. :D
I just find them so.... FASCINATING!!
Cuz they are so POWERFUL that they can actually change the whole meaning of a message :)
That's exactly why you will see tons of smileys in my posts... :D
I mean, c'mon! Posts without smileys are simply plain boring!!
I LOVE doing random stuff.. they're just so FUN! :D
Okay... it's getting boring...
So I shall now move on to the REAL me....
You see, to understand the REAL me, you'll have to understand this scene :
In the middle of 1998 CE , at 08 : 12 pm ( SG timing ), a supposedly blessed organism was born.
(And obviously, that's me :D )
So the doctor does some check-ups on me and then goes to my mother with a glum face for a glum conversation, obviously about her newborn angel... :D
Mummy : How is my baby?
Doc : Sigh... I'm sorry....
Mummy : WHY?!!
Doc : Your daughter will , unfortunately, suffer throughout her entire life... :(
( background music :*JANG JANG JANG JAAAANGG!!*)
Mummy: WHY?!! FROM WHAT?!!
Doc : I'm afraid it runs in the blood ... so it's inevitable...
Mummy : WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Doc : Your daughter....
Mummy : Yes?
Doc : is suffering from....
Mummy: From??
(background music : *heartbeat*)
Doc : SEVERE RETARDATION!!
~End of Scene~
So yes... I am a severely retarded organism... and I have soild evidence!! :D
It's my retardation that makes me unique ... :D
And I love the fact that there's nobody else in this world exactly like ME!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I guess that dose was enough to know at least a teeny weeny little bit about THE REAL ME!! :D
We shall now officially move on to the introduction to my style of writing... :D
STYLE OF WRITING
My Posts are obviously flooded with smileys like
:) :( :D :P :B :S
and yea everything else you and I can think of...
I Love adding background music in my posts... It makes me feel like I'm writing a script :D
examples of background music would be stuff like JANG JANG JANG JAAAANG!! and YAY!! and WOOHOOO!!! and ... yea.. you should get the gist of what I'm tryin to say... :D
I also love enlarging certain words!! Keeps me (and you) awake!! BAHAHAHAA!!!
[that was a random remark]
So... I guess that's all... :(
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D
Two handfuls of severe retardation,
RoTtEn chEEsEcAkE :D
