So, you would have noticed that my previous posts have been started off with names of fruits and vegetables, including this one. I've just been too bored to think of other stuff to type.
And then,
AN IDEA SPARKED!
I thought, since i am weird, i should get friends. And so ever since i've been researching about fruits.
Not just any fruits. Fruits with weird names!
GENIUS RIGHT?!! :D
After much research, i now present to you some of the many fruits that have weirdly cool names.
WAKA.
So here we go.
ARAZA.
Sounds like a cool person's name huh? :P
AMBARELLA.
I'm gonna eat my ambarella, ella, ella, eh. :D
BUFFALOBERRY.
WOAH. Awesome name this one. haha. :D
BILIMBI.
Sounds like Bambi's sister. :P
CAMU CAMU.
It looks so red. And nice. :P
DANGLEBRRY.
Reminds me of Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. :P
DOGBERRY.
It looks nothing like dog. -.-
ELDERBERRY.
Sounds like Dumbledore's Elder wand!! O.O
FINGER LIME.
Looks so COOL! And the best part is, they come in all colours!
GUANABANA.
WICKED! :D
GRUMICHAMA.
Reminds me of Plants vs. ZOmbies. I don't know why. o.O
HUCKLEBERRY.
I don't know why, but this one's one of my favourites. I really love the name. I don't mind naming my pet huckleberry. HAHA. Sounds so cool. :D
ITA PALM.
Looks super cool. Don't think it's edible though. T.T
JABOTICABA.
Looks very grapey.
Allow me to explain how the name was derived.
'JA' was for a random reason. 'BOTI' came from Botany. 'CAB' came from taxi. The other 'A' was for another random reason. :P Gosh, I'm going mad.
KAHIKATEA.
Looks like a ladybug. SO COOOOOOOL!! :D
MODRONO.
Sweeeeeet. ;D
MAKOPA.
Japanese name, i suppose? :D
MAMONCILLO.
Reminds me of chinchilla. Just, less furry. :P
NECTANINE.
LOOKS SO TASTY. YUM. :P
OLALLIEBERRY.
Another one of those awesomely-cool-named-berries. :P
PLUOT.
Pluto would've been cuter. HAHA :P
RADICCHIO.
Pinocchio's favourite!! :D
SASKATOON BERRY.
SASkatoon! Fancy or what?!!
THIMBLEBERRY.
The world seems to be infested with berries.
VELVET PINK BANANA.
I've always known they all ain't yellow.
WOLFBERRY.
Jacob Black's favourite.
YAMAMOMO.
Chinese name, undoubtedly. HAHA. :D
Super cool fruit friends huh?
So if you ever grow up and get married and have kids and don't know what to name them, don't hesitate to name them after some cool fruit name I've introduced you to. :D
"Hey Huckleberry, how was your day at school?"
xD
Actually thinking about it, it's really useful. No matter where you're from, there's at least one name that'll be appropriate.
China? YAMAMOMO.
Hogwarts? ELDERBERRY.
Outer space? PLUOT.
Animal Kingdom? BUFFALOBERRY.
Non-moving objects world? AMBARELLA.
Puppet world? RADICCHIO.
SEE?!
I'm just so darn it.
Alright then, see you back here ten years down the road when you wanna name your kids. :D
BYYYYYEEE!! :DD
The mad scientist with a phd in zoolgy,
Rotten Cheesecake. :D
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