Magnificent Creation #1

Hola Amigos! =^.^=

I gladly welcome you to my first Magnificent Creation post. These posts are basically pieces rather than posts, though that does not mean my normal posts are any less worthy of magnificence (Come on, this blog is a magnificent creation on its own. NYEHEHE :3) The pieces are just random works fueled by my lack of better activity. They manifest as doodles, sketches, poems, da-di-da-di-daa.. So if you wanna see more of just these pieces, simply click on the 'Maginificent Creations' label at the bottom of this entry or the tab of the same name at the top of the blog. Or, if you're lazy like me, go ahead and just view the blog as a whole on the default page. Whatever you do, awesome organism, have a goooooood time! >:D

So for the inaugural post, I wanted to just scan and attach one of my pretty old doodles, but, as I mentioned, I am a decently lazy creature. Imagine a sloth that procrastinates - that would make it clear enough.

So instead, Imma just type out an itsy bitsy poem that jumped into my mind the other day. So hia wee goo! :D

Sometimes you travel solo

Ten steps in, you look back and see

A couple more follow

Thrown out of your reverie

First you realise, then know

This is no ordinary journey

Through it you must reap and you must sow

If not for you, then for the faithful camaraderie

Be the light with which they grow

This is your legacy

Never go with the flow

Instead be the current that lifts the sea

Be the archer to the arrow

But as humble as a flea

Or as regal as the Pharoah

Remember to stay hungry 

Keep the void from getting shallow

For when you fill the empty

The lumen gets narrow

Exchange indulging in plenty

For a better option, perhaps a hollow

Call it fate, life or destiny

The knowledge that you must confront tomorrow

Even before the sun of today shall flee

And show your people the way to go

In earnest you must watch and with pride, oversee

The couple more who followed some time ago

Now reaching for their own glory

So since we've reached to this high from that low

I guess it's time to agree

A leader who earns his dignified glow

Is one who led with humility

TADAAAA.

Now I'm no Shakespeare (c'mon, we are worlds away from a sonnet here), but I have to agree to myself that this poem is probably better than my first one, which went something like

I really love my big blue ball

I play with it during winter and fall

I bought it from the nearby mall

I enjoy throwing it against the wall

...

you get the gist of it.

Don't worry. I wouldn't blame you if you're staring like this right now. You absolutely have all right to.

And I can actually just leave the poem just like that because nobody can be wronged in literature but I'm gonna be honest and admit that the reason why I didn't split the poem into couplets or stanzas was simply because once again, the procrastinating sloth got the better of me.


So until the sloth's possession wears off,
I bid you, awesome organism, farewell.

In other words,
adiós amigos! BD

Signing off,

The Mad scientist with a phd in zoology,

Rotten Cheesecake :D

I will survive! Wait, we all will.

When shall we meet again?
In thunder, lightning or in rain?

Uh, no no no no no. This is reality, not the set of Macbeth.
We'll meet when the sun's out, bright and shining, with that little baby from teletubbies laughing in it's middle.

Speaking of witches and cauldrons and spooky things ( that baby-sun-thingy has freaked me out ever since I was a kid ) , not very long ago, there was a supposed prophecy that shook the world. Maybe just vibrated it,  but that's not the point.

Apparently, the world is supposed to end on 21 December 2012.

I figured that since that would be tomorrow, what better day to share my unsurprisingly weird thoughts with you guys than today?! In fact, this particular entry is a very exciting one ( there's so much to talk about. MUAHAHAHAHA. ), so,  hurry up now, we don't have much time. (See what I did there? :D)

Firstly, when you hear "2012", one of the many things that would come to your mind is the movie of the same name. Now, that is one interesting movie. So unique that it could possibly cross more than one genre of movies. Also, I think it is truly a timeless classic. Even more individualistic than Titanic. Because after all, Titanic was a romantic tragedy. And it still is. However, 2012 is supposed to be a science fiction disaster film. But 15 years down the road when the 3D (probably by then it's be 264D) version comes out, people are gonna say, "Damn, that 2012 must have been one hell of a scary movie back in those days. Now it's one of the best comedies around."

See?!! How cool is it to be able to make a movie, that up to a certain date (in this case, 21/12/12), would be one genre and after that date, totally switch into another genre? Your target audience is practically doubled! $_$ (that's you.)

Then of course the main topic of the movie (and this entry) is the phenomenon itself. There are a thousand different claims, including one that states the date is not a doomsday, but rather just the beginning of a new age, which i feel is a much more sound argument than others that claim WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.

But no, I'm not saying that the fact that we will all perish one day is illogical, it's just the WAYS through which we're supposed to "perish". People have come up with a zillion theories on how we will die on 21/12/12, and allow me to present some.


Unsound argument #1
The Earth's going to collide with some planet called Nibiru and explode or disintegrate or combust or deform or whatever.

First of all, has anyone seen this Nibiru dude?

According to the people who support this theory, this planetory object is pretty near to our planet. That would mean that we would be able to see it with our naked eyes. Even scientists have said that even Jupiter and Saturn can be seen without the aid of any planet/star-gazing equipment, and those planets shine dimmer than what Nibiru guy would at their distances. So that theory's pretty dumb. And what's even more amusing is that there are groups of people thinking that this collision is due to alien activity on that Nibiru planet.

Somebody's been watching too much E.T.

But at the same time, even if we are going to collide with some alien planet, why do we need to take that as a bad thing? Maybe a miracle could happen and the planets might join. Maybe the aliens want to help us. Maybe the water will flow over to their planet and bring life to it. And so would air, earth, fire and the rest of us. This could very well be the solution for our overpopulation. So whatever happens, always look at the bright side. There's a reason our night vision ain't good.


Unsound argument #2
Earth is gonna get sucked up by some big, huge, ginormous, enormous, large, gigantic (basically you get the gist of it) black hole in the middle of the galaxy.

What, is Earth some kind of strawberry-vanilla lollipop to get sucked by that hungry mouth called a black hole? Do we even know what is in the middle of the galaxy? Apparently our galaxy has a diameter of more than 100,000 light years, and it's growing. And I bet we've not even explored a milliliter of all the milk in the milky way. So that's an absolutely crazy claim. Maybe, people who came up with this were very conceited, and thought of themselves to be the center of the universe (or galaxy, in this case), and thought they will someday suck up everything and dominate the entire galaxy. I guess when he or she finally figures out what the center of the galaxy contains, somebody's gonna be disappointed.


Unsound argument #3
The sun is going to move and bisect the galactic disc, therefore increasing the likelihood of a devastating comet impact on Earth.

Basically, we're gonna die like the dinosaurs. Now, this isn't completely unsound for a doomsday theory, because this bisection thingy has occurred before, and it could happen again. Scientists believe that it will happen every 20 to 25 million years as part of the sun's 250-million-year orbit around the galactic center. Only problem is, the last time that bisection thingy happened was only 3 million years ago.
Somebody failed their Math.

So you wanna know my theory of how the world might possibly end?
Kay.
Those king cobras from the Amazon (or was it India? 0.o) get too bored of their habitat and decide to infiltrate the human civilisation's pipe system. So eventually they slither through miles and miles of pipes and end up in our toilets. As an unsuspecting victim attends nature's call, the reptile strikes, it's deadly venom injected into our behinds. Slowly we all fall prey to these snakes and die.

What a pathetic death that would be.

But nah, that's just a ridiculous theory devised by my ever-so-weird brain. That's really not my idea of how I want to die. I would rather be, number one, thrown into the crater of a volcano, two, get stuck under the leaning tower of Pisa when it collapses or three, just explode of awesomeness. Or simply just depart in sleep. That would be peaceful. :)


My next thought is about the people's reactions. I can go on forever about this one.

Okay. When I first heard about this prophecy, I was eleven or twelve. So I calculated and figured that in 2012, I would only be fourteen. And still in school. I felt... well, I guess you could say plastic-baggish in Katy Perry's language, but it felt awful. You know, the what-is-then-the-purpose-of-my-life?!! kind of awful. And then I figured it's probably just another one of those theories to freak people out and got over it. And then I was just like

Yea. Potterhead forever.

But then, there are the rest, who freak the absolute poop out. I mean, why? Even if we die, we just die. It's not like we get tortured with the cruciatus curse. It's fast. Like Avada Kedavra. So I bet it's not painful or whatever. So nothing to fear :D But I bet there will still be those who ask...

What if I die?

What if I don't die?

What of the aliens eat my brains?

What if I'm stuck in the toilet?

What if I don't get to watch the last twilight movie? (i guess that doesn't matter anymore)

What if the meteor lands on my house?

What if the whole island sinks?

What if zombies eat my brain?

What if there are only four survivors and one of them is a psycho surgeon who wants to make the rest of us into a human centipede?

What if wall-e comes true?

What if we can't reach Mars in time?

What if piranhas eat my brain?

What if I don't finish my sandwich?

What if One Direction doesn't make it?

What if I end up flying around in space forever?

Really,

You're gonna be fine.

We are all gonna be fine.

But I have to admit if something catastrophic really happens and the planet is left in ruins for years, extra terrestrials would eventually set foot on Earth, and I can't help but wonder what they would interpret as life on Earth before the calamity. They would definitely want to talk with our Manager. In fact, even if they visited us before the catastrophe, they would still want to see that Manager.

Everyone will be.

So to round it up, stop worrying about "the end". You really don't need or have to. It's not going to happen tomorrow. We are all going to survive. Even if it does happen, it's probably not as scary as you think of it to be. So now go buy that 2012 DVD so that you can laugh your butt off at it on 22/12/12.

So till the next time we meet,

Saying bye-bye (definitely not for the last time),

A worry-free,

Rotten Cheescake :D

The mad scientist with a phd in zoology :D

MAGIC! :D

willkommen zurück my friends! :D

That's welcome back in GERMAN! The person who's inspired the invention of the content in this post is german, so i guess i owe him. :D

MAGIC! I've always always been fascinated by magic and marveled at its brilliant illusions. Whenever I see magic, I challenge myself to figure out how it's done, and more than often end up on the internet. It wasn't long before I noticed that most magicians are something more than maniacs and lightning-speed-executers, but also geniuses who are really proficient in physics. And then it dawned on me that the whole magic ensemble revolves around the wonders of physics. That knowledge then lured me into the world of physics, and I'm not surprised at myself, as I often get carried away into the deep tunnels of researching about anything I've just discovered, particularly if it's got a tinge of science in it.

So here I was researching all I could about physics and how it influenced the world of magic, when I met with my old friend, optical illusions. As a kid, I was madly fascinated with being deceived by optical illusions, until some moron started the whole craze on youtube of uploading videos of optical illusions with a horrifyingly frightening pop-up at the end. I had said farewell to optical illusions since becoming prey to one of those, until recently, when i got hooked back on thanks to the discovery of a wickedly convincing optical illusion - The Ames Room.

Instead of ranting about how cool it is, I should just let you see it because firstly, that would be less labour-intensive for me and secondly, it would mesmerize you just as much. So here we go.

BAM! 

GENIUS OR WHAT?!

Now after seeing the video, I don't think you'll need much explanation, but if you're still lost, allow me to enlighten you. :D Let's learn a little about the history of one of the most convincing optical illusions. 

*adapted from Wiki*

The invention of The Ames Room was probably influenced by the writings of Hermann Helmholtz (the awesome German dude) and it was invented by American ophthalmologist Adelbert Ames, Jr. in 1934, and constructed in the following year.

So, basically what the Ames Room does, is play with your visual perception, making you think that the person or object on the left is miniature, while that on the right is gigantic. This is done by distorting the structure of the room, but the illusion only works when you look at it from the right perspective. To ensure this, Science Museums create a hole on one of the wall and call it a peephole, which is positioned at the exact point where the illusion would be most convincing. As for the structure, it is made to look perfectly normal from the front ( or rather, the peephole ), when it's actually trapezoidal in shape. The walls are slanted and the ceiling and floor are at an incline, and the right corner is much closer to the front-positioned observer than the left corner, or vice-versa. Here's a couple of diagrams to make the interpretation a lot easier.

AMAZING RIGHT? 

Now, this cool illusion doesn't stay stagnant as just another showpiece in science museums, it has proved it's potential and found it's place in the special effects department in media as well. 

The Ames Room played its part in...

The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which the room is used to portray the heights of the diminutively-sized hobbits correctly when standing next to the taller Gandalf.

The 1971 film adaptation of the Roald Dahl novel Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

The 1961 television series Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, in which the room was used to show an attempt to make two characters (one standing on each side of the room) lose their minds.

The cover of "On the Level", a 1975 album by the rock band Status Quo features the band in an Ames Room.

The 2012 music video "Scream" by Korean band 2NE1 features an Ames room with two dancers changing positions from one side to another while CL, one of  the band members sings and dances hiding the middle part of the room.

So, the legendary illusion of an Ames Room has been leaving its legacy from as early as the 1960s till now, not failing to astonish everyone along the way. Wow.

P.S. All the translations in by blog are from Google Translate, if if there is any inaccuracy, i'm not the culprit. :D

Leaving for now to scavenge for more wondrous ideas,

The Mad scientist with a phD in zoology,

Rotten Cheesecake :D

My Awesome Phone.. :D

Sveiki. :D

That's hello in Lithuanian.

No, it's not random. There is a connection between Lithuania and today's wonderful topic.
Lithuania, now, just happens to have the most widespread use of mobile phones. The statistics are 138.1 cell phone subscribers per 100 people. Lithuania may not be that populous, but that's a lot of phones.

I got all that data from an article titled 'Lithuanians love their cell phones' by Kent German published in the CNET news website. I love my mobile phone too. A lot. And now i'm going to prove why.
Oh God. I sound like a debate speaker o.o

Anyway, why is this absolutely important? Because my humble mobile phone has been looked down upon by too many creatures far too many times. And that gives me a valid reason to prove a point here. :D

So without further ado, here is my magnificent phone. :D

*drum rolls*

TADAAAA!! :D

It's none other than the fabulous sony Ericsson c510.

 With cybershot. 

So now, allow me to explain three awesome reasons why my phone really is epicly great. :D

Reason #1

Because it's vintage. 

This magnificent gadget came into markets on 7 January 2009. And in today's very very fast moving world, it can ,very well, be considered no newer than vintage. 

And as we all know, 

Vintage is never out of style.

HAH. :D

Reason #2

There's a reason why they say Old is Gold. Because it really is. Just like how my grandparents take care of and look after me, this old phone has been my guardian angel ever since I got it. It's always been there, witnessing all my victories, sorrows and eruptions. When I'm happy, it feeds some music to my ears. When I'm sad, it shows me photographs and video files with my friends and family and cheers me up. When I'm angry because some moron pissed me off, it tolerates and survives my hurling, coming back stronger than ever. I am very much grateful for all that. But, what I am grateful for the most is the protection it provides me with.

Yes, Self Defence is my second awesome reason. You may think it's lame, but let me now take you deep into the mind of an attacker. He is out trying to spot a target. He finds two; one with a smartphone with a pretty fragile screen, and another with a strong, promising phone like mine. 

Now, I forgot to mention that this protection applies to virtually all types of attackers.

If the attacker was a robber, he would chose to rob the smarter phone as it'll probably benefit him better. 

If the attacker was a murderer, he would probably choose the former target because she'll be easily distracted thanks to her smartphone.

If the attacker was an extorter, he would approach the first one too, because she looks more well to do than the other.

If the attacker was a bully, he would also approach the smartphoner because she'll be the more desperate one to get her phone back when he snatches it from her. 

If the attacker was a rapist, he would still choose the owner of the smartphone unless he's that dumb.

I mean, come on, who would rape someone who has a strong phone like mine? That's like inviting death! If you actually get hit on the head with that deadly weapon while executing your attack, you could possibly die because that magnificent creation is THAT POWERFULLY STRONG. 

See, so it really does offer protection from all attackers. 

Except maybe terrorists.

So now you know it, my secret weapon to deter attackers is my wonderful beautiful handphone. :D

Reason #3

Now, I think this is the most rewarding reason. Especially in today's world, which is apparently infested with smartphones. Now, I'm not speaking in a condescending manner toward smartphones. And I didn't intend to scare you in my previous reason if you happen to own a smartphone. But you gotta admit, this reason I'm gonna state really is a big bonus. :D

And it is.... *drum rolls*

The fact that today's "tech-crazy" kids have no idea how to operate it. 

P.S. I love children and their enthusiasm, but i still think it's good that they don't know how to use my phone because frankly, their imagination deserves more than a phone, smart or unsmart.:)

The world we live in today is a place where even one and two year old kids can only be pacified with a smartphone. They come to you and stretch out their hand, pointing at your phone and giving that puppy eyes face. Most smartphoners, as I like to address smartphone owners, quite reluctantly hand it over. They will then realize that that was the worst mistake of their life when they try to get it back from the kid. 

"Come on cutie pie, give me back the phone.."

*kid looks at you, the smile on their face vanishing*

"Come on, give it back, little one.."

"I need it back now, come on, give it back"

and you try to slowly take it back.. and then

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

And then you have to deal with all the headache and pacifying before you can wipe the sweat off and get your valued possession back. 

Now, that scenario turns out a little differently for me..

It's more like this.

Kid comes and asks me for my phone, I give it without much hesitation, stand back and laugh quietly to myself, looking at the child inspecting the alien species of phone they have never encountered before.

They look down and the appliance, supposedly a phone,

look back up, with that what-the-poop-is-this?!! kind of face.

And then, unable to figure out why touching the screen doesn't work, they shamefully hand back the gadget. 

See? 

No more crying

No more pacifying

No more headaches

Genius.

I love my phone so very very much for this ability of its. 

Bet your smartphone can't do that huh? :P

Phew.

Hence, my awesomely stringed debate now comes to a closure and I feel quite good that I've proven a point, my point. That my phone is just as awesomely cool as any other, if not more.

MUAHAHA. :D

Alright then. Having concluded my debate speech here,

VISO gero! :D

I'm sure you could guess in which language this means goodbye! :D

So long, then, my super awesome friend!! :DD

Signing off,

The Mad scientist with a phd in zoology,

Rotten Cheesecake :D

Logically speaking... :D

Hello.
*turns spinning chair*
I've been expecting you.

Because you're awesome and awesome people read awesome blogs like mine.

So, let's do a little bit of education here, a little coin of knowledge isn't too heavy for the bank.
Television sets, more commonly known as TV's, have been commercially available since the late 1920's. These entertainers have since then become a common sight in homes, businesses and industries, serving numerous purposes varying from entertainment to news to advertisements.

Now, I'd like you to focus on the last one.

Advertisements.

They are like atoms. They're everywhere. Except possibly deserts and such landscape areas and prisons and space. Let's just say those places are vacuum. -.-

These little influential, brainwashing ingenious thingy can be spotted in television sets, computers, mobile phones, plastic bags, tissue papers, on the streets and basically everywhere in every form possible. With so much competition in the business world, coming up with better advertisements and displaying them strategically has become something dumb not to do.

However, as we know, not all creatures of the universe are blessed with the talent to use their encephalon, more commonly known as brain.

When I see an advertisement, or when i see anything at all, logic matters pretty much a lot to me.
Because it helps me understand the point. And i do know of the existence of some types of advertisements that just simply don't make any sense.

For instance, take perfume advertisements and underwear advertisements.

When was the last time you saw one that actually makes sense?
Never mind, you're taking too long. :P

Now, i'm not saying that the people behind these videos are brainless. In fact, they are not. When looking at them at a whole, the whole industry's actually pretty senseless when it comes to advertising.

It's not that they're stupid (cuz they're not :D), it's just that that's probably the only way they can advertise. There is in fact a limit as to how logically one can direct a perfume advertisment. You can't convey your message through smell, so you're undoubtedly quite screwed if you don't come up with other means, even if they don't make sense. It's either look stupid or die from bankruptcy due to a flopped business.

Just in case you've not seen any ads or forgot the last one, here are some to refresh your memory :D
Starting with perfume advertisements, let's look at these and try to come up with a possible logic.
Give the advertisers some hope. Join the Rainbow ribbon campaign. :P

Oooookaaay. Let's just put it this way. The guy was wearing the Dolce and Gabbana perfume. He then jumped into the sea to swim. While swimming, the perfume molecules on his body diffused into the sea  and made it more fragrant, hence enlightening all marine creatures and plants. When he came out of the water, one such enlightened dolphin which had turned into a girl upon enlightenment, jumped out of the water and kissed her saviour to show her thankfulness. Seeing this, the girl who had appeared in the initial portion of the video got jealous and went away. 

You can't argue that the dolphin is the girl. You never saw the girl jump in.

Next one. Alright. The lady is a passionate perfume concoctor. So she goes all the way to an unknown desert with water at some places and none at others to collect ingredients for her latest concoction. She finds weird mushrooms and leaves that pop out of the water, a particular white flower, some lalang grass, and a peculiar tree with strings of red and white flowers hanging from the tip of branches. She is a person who gives importance to quality and makes sure she smells everything before she chooses it to be an ingredient. Having collected all the necessary ingredients, she then prepares the perfume and presents it to you at the end.

TADA.

This guy used to have a low self esteem. However, after using the Chanel perfume, his self esteem skyrocketed and he can't stop smiling to himself. He even rides a car on sea and smiles to himself even more, thinking about all the mobs of girls that will come after him once he reaches shore. 

And nope. That is a car. A boat was never shown.

This one is my favourite. Always on TV.

This lady was a normal person who went to a lavender field to enjoy the scenery when she picked a flower that was injected with the perfume. She then smelled it and was instantaneously turned into an airbender. So the advertisement is trying to convey that the perfume is that powerful.

Now, moving on to underwear advertisements. They make no more sense then perfume ads. In fact, I'd rather watch perfume ads than underwear ads ._.

Now for these, I'm not going to logicify them. I just can't seem to bother. :P

Alright so this one's got two in it. AWESOME.

The first one. Okay, so when you pass by two random kids, on a bike, instead of carrying on, what you would do is, stop and turn back to look at the macho guy help them across. And no, you don't look at his muscles. That's too sissy. You're a man. You admire at his underwear.

The second one. That one's perfectly fine. Who says it's awkward when your roommate sees you flashing an underwear scar and passes you some of his underwear? At least it's better than saying, "hey, you've grown too fat for that. Go get some new underwear." Men have feelings too you know.

See?!! 

They absolutely make no sense. And underwear advertisements don't even need to make half the sense that perfume advertisements make. Because underwear is a daily necessity. People are still gonna buy your underwear even if they don't understand the advertisement you wasted all your profit on. 

Honestly, if you hid the product name from me and showed me the ad and asked me to predict what product it is, my answers would be nowhere near 'perfume' or 'underwear'. For the first perfume ad, it would probably look like a luxury holiday resort advertisement to me. For the second one, I'd say aladdin's magic lamp has been stolen. Third one? Car advert or possibly a waterproof watch advert. Fourth one looks like a movie trailer. o.o 

So my conclusion is, instead of contemplating so profoundly and spending so much to make senseless advertisements, keep it simple. Because from laymen perspective, no matter how much time, money and effort you put in, if it doesn't make sense and i don't get your point, what's an advert for? I can't even learn something about the product through the video. In other words, it's completely pointless. 

So let's be more awesome and make cooler and more epic advertisements. 

And make the world a better place.

With more sensible and comprehensive stuff. :D

I guess that's all for now my wonderful citizens! I may just make another post showcasing nicer and awesomer ads to inspire the struggling ones :P

So till the next time I prove that I'm genius through this blog,

BYE BYE AND STAY AWESOME AND SENSIBLE! :DD

signing off,

the mad scientist with a phd in zoology,

rotten cheesecake. :D

Cool Fruits!! :DD

STARFRUIT!! :D

So, you would have noticed that my previous posts have been started off with names of fruits and vegetables, including this one. I've just been too bored to think of other stuff to type.

And then,

AN IDEA SPARKED!

I thought, since i am weird, i should get friends. And so ever since i've been researching about fruits.
Not just any fruits. Fruits with weird names!

GENIUS RIGHT?!! :D

After much research, i now present to you some of the many fruits that have weirdly cool names.

WAKA.

So here we go.

ARAZA.

Sounds like a cool person's name huh? :P

AMBARELLA.

I'm gonna eat my ambarella, ella, ella, eh. :D

BUFFALOBERRY.

WOAH. Awesome name this one. haha. :D

BILIMBI.

Sounds like Bambi's sister.  :P

CAMU CAMU.

It looks so red. And nice. :P

DANGLEBRRY.

Reminds me of Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. :P

DOGBERRY.

It looks nothing like dog. -.-

ELDERBERRY.

Sounds like Dumbledore's Elder wand!! O.O

FINGER LIME.

Looks so COOL! And the best part is, they come in all colours!

GUANABANA.

WICKED! :D

GRUMICHAMA.

Reminds me of Plants vs. ZOmbies. I don't know why. o.O

HUCKLEBERRY.

I don't know why, but this one's one of my favourites. I really love the name. I don't mind naming my pet huckleberry. HAHA. Sounds so cool. :D

ITA PALM.

Looks super cool. Don't think it's edible though. T.T

JABOTICABA.

Looks very grapey. 

Allow me to explain how the name was derived. 

'JA' was for a random reason. 'BOTI' came from Botany. 'CAB' came from taxi. The other 'A' was for another random reason. :P Gosh, I'm going mad.

KAHIKATEA.

Looks like a ladybug. SO COOOOOOOL!! :D

MODRONO.

Sweeeeeet. ;D

MAKOPA.

Japanese name, i suppose? :D

MAMONCILLO.

Reminds me of chinchilla. Just, less furry. :P

NECTANINE.

LOOKS SO TASTY. YUM. :P

OLALLIEBERRY.

Another one of those awesomely-cool-named-berries. :P

PLUOT.

Pluto would've been cuter. HAHA :P

RADICCHIO.

Pinocchio's favourite!! :D

SASKATOON BERRY.

SASkatoon! Fancy or what?!!

THIMBLEBERRY.

The world seems to be infested with berries. 

VELVET PINK BANANA.

I've always known they all ain't yellow.

WOLFBERRY.

Jacob Black's favourite.

YAMAMOMO.

Chinese name, undoubtedly. HAHA. :D

Super cool fruit friends huh?

So if you ever grow up and get married and have kids and don't know what to name them, don't hesitate to name them after some cool fruit name I've introduced you to. :D

"Hey Huckleberry, how was your day at school?"

xD

Actually thinking about it, it's really useful. No matter where you're from, there's at least one name that'll be appropriate.

China? YAMAMOMO.

Hogwarts? ELDERBERRY.

Outer space? PLUOT.

Animal Kingdom? BUFFALOBERRY.

Non-moving objects world? AMBARELLA.

Puppet world? RADICCHIO.

SEE?!

I'm just so darn it.

Alright then, see you back here ten years down the road when you wanna name your kids. :D

BYYYYYEEE!! :DD

The mad scientist with a phd in zoolgy,

Rotten Cheesecake. :D